Hilarious birthday note from parents to their 20yr old son

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A young couple moved into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while eating breakfast, the young woman saw her neighbour through the window hanging the wash outside.

"That laundry is not clean," she said. "She doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap".

Her husband looked on, but remained silent. Every time the neighbour would hang laundry to dry, the young woman would make the same
comments.

About one month later, the woman was surprised to see nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband: "Look, she has learnt how to wash correctly. I wonder who taught her this!"

The husband replied: "I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows."

And so it is with life.

What we see when watching others depends on the purity of the window through which we look.

Easy to discuss other people, their lives and things that don't really concern us.

Yet we tend to forget- our window isn't that clean after all.

Clean up your window with the WORD! (THE TRUTH.)

LORD, please give us the strength, humility and courage that we may work on our faults first rather than seeing the faults in Others and castigating them.

Have a beautiful Week !

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Oct 8th 2015, 20:19

When Yuma Hasegawa turned 20, his parents gave him a festive-looking envelope saying their duties are finished now he was an adult. The hilarious letter, written in Japanese, read;

"Happy 20th Birthday!

Notice of Expiration of Child-Rearing Services

As of October 4, 2015, your father, Yoshikazu Hasegawa, and mother, Chiaki Hasegawa, have completed their duties of raising their child: you, Yuma Hasegawa.

Going forward, please become a proper and responsible member of society... like your father and mother.

In addition, should you continue living in the Hasegawa family home, please make a monthly payment of 20,000 yen (£110) for rent, utility and grocery expenses. 

Also, please be aware that should you ask for a loan from your parents, interest will be charged.

Points to note upon reaching the age of 20:

– You must make compulsory national pension payments. If you put this off it will cause problems, so make the payments.

– Should you commit a crime, your face and name can now be shown on television and in newspapers. You will also have a permanent criminal record.

– You can now buy alcohol and tobacco products. Do not drive while intoxicated.

– You can get married without your parents' permission. However, they may not emotionally accept your wife as their daughter-in-law if you don't discuss the situation without them beforehand.

– Think responsibly about the future and set aside an adequate amount of savings from the money you earn.

Please enjoy your life as an adult.'

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